What animal floats best?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you call a sad latte?