What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What sweet treat never panics?
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