Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?