What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do cows go to New York?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
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