Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

How does a squid go into battle?

What school subject really rocks?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

It's allergy season again?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Which dog belongs in a band?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?