Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What do fish do at parades?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Which fly makes films?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Which subject has two parts?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?