What animal has 20/20 vision?
A see-lion.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!