Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Do dads always snore?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?