What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?