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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why are baseball games at night?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?