What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What animal has the most fun?