What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?