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What are you studying in math?

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Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

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What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?