What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What math figure is also in the band?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?