What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Who invented fractions?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Where are average things manufactured?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the body of water think so much?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What is another name for a cow?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?