What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

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