Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?