Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How do bears keep cool?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

I used to be addicted to not showering.