What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why are grandkids so great?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?