Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Where do stars go to college?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?