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What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why do math teachers love March?

What did March say to the madness?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?