Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Someone stole all my lamps.

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?