Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why don't ants get sick?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?