Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why was the computer cold at work?