Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What did autumn say to summer?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How is life like toilet paper?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?