How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
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