Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

How are teens like cats?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why did the barber win the race?