Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What do pigs do over the summer?

When does a horse talk?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?