How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Terrier-fied.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do elves learn in school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Where are average things manufactured?
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