How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?