What animal has the most fun?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why was the dog overweight?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?