Why do dogs run in circles?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

How did the pirate call his mother?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did electricity win the race?