Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Which animal is the most religious?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What building always gets stains on it?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What animal knows kung fu?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?