Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

Why are goats so funny?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why was the pirate late for work?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?