What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which state has the best streets?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?