What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why are winter days great?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?