What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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