What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
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