Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why are winter days great?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What farm animal is best at karate?