What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?