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Why are basketball courts always wet?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do Scottish toads play?

Where do goldfish go camping?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why do kids love theater classes?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?