Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Someone stole all my lamps.

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?