Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why are goats so funny?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

How do you arrest a pig?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What kind of store would a dog own?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?