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Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Do you have the best ceiling?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

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How did the tree get lost?

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What day of the week do chickens hide?

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What are the strongest days of the week?