How are teens like cats?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?