What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

How do you get straight A's?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why are cars magic?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?