What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why was the broom late for school?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?