What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do jokesters study in college?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?