Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?