Why did the cell phone lose his job?

How do you grill cheese?

What do Scottish toads play?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

How does dinner smell?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?