What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do goats and moms have in common?