Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?