Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Where do actors go to pray?

What game does a rabbit always win?