Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?