Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What vegetables make the best music?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What is a cow's dream job?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?