Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Where do surfers go to school?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?