What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What's the coldest vegetable?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the dog so popular?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
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