What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Pep-peroni!
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do actors go to pray?
What game does a rabbit always win?
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