What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?