How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
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What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
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Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What car always breaks the rules?
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Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
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