Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What does winter fat turn into?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
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