Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is spring the oddest season?
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