Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What's the most determined bird?
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