Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Can February March?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
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