What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What do you call a cow with two legs?