Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why is the beach so confident?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which president loved to take baths?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
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