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What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
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Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
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