What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?