Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do you call the dog magician?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

A book just fell on my head.

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?