How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?