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Why do trees try new things so often?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

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What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

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Why do magicians score well in exams?

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