What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Good-pie everyone.
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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which is the worst season?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
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