What do nosey peppers do?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?