What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

How do you make antifreeze?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?