Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?