Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What do naked fish play with?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?