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What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

How does a penguin build its house?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the confused bee say?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Where do hands go on vacation?

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