What part of a fish weighs the most?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?