What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What bird is always sad?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What makes music in your hair?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?