Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Do dads have fun on Father's Day?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?