What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

I broke my finger!

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What do fish do at parades?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?