When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Where do goldfish go camping?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?