Why did the frog starve?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What's the noisiest food?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?