What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do all the planets get along?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
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