What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How does a barber get to work?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?