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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Which condiment adds the most kick?