Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What tea do footballers drink?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Which tree can't stop crying?

How are teens like cats?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?