What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which computer won the talent show?

What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How do bees get to school?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?