If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why are books always so angry?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What is a table you can eat?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?