What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How do you know bees have allergies?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you call a tired tree?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?