What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?