Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What fairy loves to count?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
How did the toad die?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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