How does a taco bless the table?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What fish sings the best?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?