Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Where do termites go camping?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's the most determined bird?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?