Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why are boxers good comedians?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?