Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
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