Why are pigs so good at building houses?
They bring plenty of ham-mers.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
How do you make a cow float?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What's the slowest 5k?
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