Why did the cat start laughing?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why did the person sit on the clock?