What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What words make the best athletes?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why are the mountains so tired?