What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What dish does only a baseball player use?