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What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why are goats so funny?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?