What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What's a doll's favorite car?