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What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why was the bud so shy?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?