What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
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What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why is spring the oddest season?
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