What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Which former US President was always cold?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
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