What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What's the loudest sport?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?