What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
A stationary wagon.
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a silly hill?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What sweet treat never panics?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
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