How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What food is a man's best friend?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?