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Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?