Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What is the coolest country?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?