Where do books sleep?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What insect runs away from everything?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a small mom?

What is the smallest lion?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What's the world's weakest animal?