Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Which subject has two parts?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?