Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?