Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What is sand's favorite movie?