What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What style of music weighs the most?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Where does Superman park his cars?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?