Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why are fish such good architects?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?