Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why do cats love to work?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Which plant has the best roar?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are stones so good at music?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Where would you find an elephant?

How does a witch play loud music?