What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?