Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Because they always pig out!
What says: oom oom oom?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
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