What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
I loaf you!
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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