What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is a table you can eat?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why are skeletons always hungry?