Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How does the sun listen to music?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

How are mountains able to see?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?