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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How does a barber get to work?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What did the sick chicken say?