What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do all the planets get along?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
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