What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the slowest 5k?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
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