What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
A spring-er spaniel.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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