Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

How do billboards talk?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?