Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do cows like to dance to?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Where do vampires keep their money?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?