Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What are baby potatoes called?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
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