Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why was the math book sad?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call hiking college students?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?