What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What table can you never sit at?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?