What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Bears love exotic cars.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!