What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What do bees chew?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What did the calf play in the school band?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What is a pig's favorite ballet?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?