What animal styles their hair every day?
A moose.
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the richest basketball team?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
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