How do you make a walnut laugh?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?