Why do cows like being told jokes?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Why are turtles so shy?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What's the difference between soccer and football?