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What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How do automobiles fly?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

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What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

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