What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Which state has the best streets?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?