Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?