What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What fish loves to play in a band?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?