Why are scissors so forgiving?

What country has the most fish?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What goes zzub, zzub?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?