How do you make a walnut laugh?
By cracking it up.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
How does a penguin build its house?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
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