What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?