Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
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Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How does a taco bless the table?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
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