Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?