What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?