Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How do fleas travel?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

What do naked fish play with?

What do cows say on NYE?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you give a sick pig?