Why was the dairy grumpy?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Can February March?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?