What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What dogs are always lying to you?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?