Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you call a sad latte?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

What's a forklift?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What do ducks have for lunch?