What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Cough-ee.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
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