What did one plate say to the other?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?