Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What words make the best athletes?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?